So Spread The Word: Peace And Chicken

posted by on 09/28/2012 | 2,061 comments (leave one of your own)

Earlier this week, I was in the kitchen making chicken pot pie.  I had a few chicken breasts that were defrosting on a plate and Troy walked up and tried to taste the uncooked chicken salmonella surprise.

Me: AGH, don’t touch that, it’s raw!

Troy: Why?  What’s raw mean?

Me: It means it hasn’t been cooked yet and it can make you very sick, you have to wait until it’s cooked and then it’s delicious!

Troy: OK, I will wait for delicious chicken.

After no one contracted e coli, Troy and I went to the grocery store. While we were checking out, I was holding Troy because he likes to watch the conveyor belt (weirdo) and the grandmother-type cashier lady was making small talk with him.

Cashier: Ooh, are these groceries for your dinner? Everything looks yummy!

Troy: My mom makes us chicken dinner and it is mostly rotten.

Me: Uh, he means raw, not rotten…

Cashier: (staring and blinking at me)

Me: *dies*

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     TROY SAYS BACK AWAY FROM THE CHICKEN, LADY

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