My new hobby? Trolling ebay for afghans. What? It relaxes me.

5th graders are awesome, y’all.

I ran out of food for my kids (not Zoe and Troy, the furry ones) and I took the opportunity yesterday to rinse out the storage container where I keep the squirrel snacks.

This morning I woke up to this:

I’m going to take a wild guess and say the squirrels are super disappointed in me right now.  Dickheads.

Our mild winter in Colorado means that the miller moths are here early. I never leave my windows down and my truck? Is full of them. I think they are coming in through the vents and that just makes me want to leave it on the side of the road while I run away in terror.

Troy selected his own apparel to go on our hike. Every thing is better when you are dressed like a tiny Elton John.

I previously posted this on Instagram, hit me up, I’m @MsZDub.