I was going through old photos, like actual printed photographs not just photos on my laptop, and Troy came in and saw a photo of his Nana.

Mainly his Nana circa 1976 holding two infants.

Troy picked up the photo and said, “Why is Nana holding those babies?”

I told him that was me (on the left) when I was born. He said, “Who is the other baby?” and I explained to him that was his Aunt Whore Pit Viper.

After he got over his initial shock that people can have more than one baby at a time, he said, “Wait, I thought Aunt Whore Pit Viper was Nana’s sister?” and then I died laughing.

My sister expressed concerned over his lack of critical thinking skills,  but families are confusing, I get it, Troy. I should probably make a flow chart or something.