31 Days: The Key Situation
Today’s riveting hot mess is brought to you by my key ring.
That is two separate sets of keys and I always leave my house with both of them (this is where it gets beyond stupid). The set on the lower right has my gym entry pass and my house key. The set on the upper left has my tape measure, my grocery store savings card, and a beer opener. It doesn’t have a house key because I only had one and consolidating my keys was just too hard apparently. They both contain a key to my truck.
So if I lost my bag while I was out, I would have zero ways to start my vehicle and would have to explain this whole tangled tale to Jeff.
How I am allowed to go out in public without supervision is beyond me.
I use the tape measure frequently, but at the grocery store I type in my phone number and I prefer to open my beers at home. I took everything apart and this is just freaking ridiculous.
I had another house key made at the hardware store and the two keys on the lower right are the only keys that go to anything. Besides the two black keys to my truck, I have no idea what the other keys are for, none.
Jeff actually pointed out that the key on the UPS ring goes to our lock box. I’m glad I’ve been driving around with it, it probably would be super easy to replace (eyeroll).
I put my gym card in my wallet and the tape measure in my bag. I put one house key with one truck key and threw everything else away.
Today when I grab my one set of keys to head out, I will not look like a hot mess jankity janitor.
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