31 Days: My Nightstand
T minus five days on this cleaning up messes b.s. You seriously deserve some sort of special medal for reading this month.
I cleaned my nightstand. Yes, we have two nightstands in our room, but Jeff’s contained a PS3, a pair of headphones, lip balm, and a coupon from Bed Bath & Beyond. Seriously.
So, here’s mine.
That is indeed a gigantic tube of decorative icing on my nightstand AND LET ME EXPLAIN. When Zoe and I went on her field trip at the outdoor adventure center that is in the middle of nowhere mountain town USA, I envisioned her having extreme low blood sugars and no supplies. If she is unable to swallow and unconscious, I am supposed to use a fast acting sugar in between her gums and her cheek.
I bought the largest tube of frosting I could find because I like to be prepared even though this has never once happened or even come close to happening.
When I unpacked my suitcase, I left it on the nightstand because I am lazy and it looks like lotion so I knew Troy wouldn’t eat it.
I also have glucose gel, glucose tabs, lemon water that looks like urine, a tape measure, nose spray, a dry erase marker, a first aid kit, ENOUGH WITH THE CLUTTER.
Inside isn’t much better.
I read my Encyclopedia Of Dreams huffing my essential oils (bottom right) by the light of my flashlight.
I don’t even know how this stuff got in my nightstand, I really don’t.
I put back the things I use or might need to use, like the glucagon and the glucose tabs. I put the decorative icing in the kitchen and everything else away somewhere else that wasn’t my nightstand.
And the bottom drawer has nothing, you guys. Nothing!
I win at nightstands.
I also refrained from just putting everything in Jeff’s nightstand and calling it a day.
For 31 days, I’m tackling the Hot Mess. Read all about it here.