You know what’s better than a squirrel magnet?

A squirrel magnet that comes with its very own wardrobe.

Top Gun squirrel, it’s classified.

Now he’s headed up to Brokeback, says this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Hippie squirrel doesn’t want any trouble, man. He’s a total Easy Rider.

This one’s my favorite, he says You Only Live Twice.

Of course, All Squirrels Go To Heaven.

[Many thanks to my friend Sarah for the gift that keeps on giving.]

Zoe is obsessed with the nail polish strips for nails, this is the set she wore for her birthday. They last about a week if you use a clear top coat. I can’t paint nails to save my life, but I can slap a sticker on you like it’s my job.

I have a weak stomach, true story. My freshman year of college, while in the cafeteria, I touched applesauce that someone had smeared on a table and I threw up in my own lap. Jim AKA Busy Dad posted a video that he and Shannon AKA Mr. Lady shot in China of Jim sampling some off the wall cuisine. And by off the wall, I mean people that live in China won’t even eat it.  He wanted to see my reaction, I refused to watch, and well, the rest is this vlog.

No worries, (SPOILER ALERT) I only throw up the tiniest bit of coffee in my mouth.

Enjoy.

I took Troy into the LEGO store and he found a space shuttle set that contains 1300 pieces.  I wouldn’t buy it for him and *that* went over really well.

My husband came home last night and said, “I thought of you when I saw these” and then handed me booze filled chocolates. He just gets me, you know?