You know what’s better than a squirrel magnet?

A squirrel magnet that comes with its very own wardrobe.

Top Gun squirrel, it’s classified.

Now he’s headed up to Brokeback, says this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Hippie squirrel doesn’t want any trouble, man. He’s a total Easy Rider.

This one’s my favorite, he says You Only Live Twice.

Of course, All Squirrels Go To Heaven.

[Many thanks to my friend Sarah for the gift that keeps on giving.]

Zoe is obsessed with the nail polish strips for nails, this is the set she wore for her birthday. They last about a week if you use a clear top coat. I can’t paint nails to save my life, but I can slap a sticker on you like it’s my job.