You know what’s better than a squirrel magnet?
A squirrel magnet that comes with its very own wardrobe.
Top Gun squirrel, it’s classified.
Now he’s headed up to Brokeback, says this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.
Hippie squirrel doesn’t want any trouble, man. He’s a total Easy Rider.
This one’s my favorite, he says You Only Live Twice.
Of course, All Squirrels Go To Heaven.
[Many thanks to my friend Sarah for the gift that keeps on giving.]19 comments »