It’s Halloween, Pass My Medication.

posted by on 10/27/2010 | 324 comments (leave one of your own)

I love Halloween to pieces, LOVE it. I decided that we would host a Halloween party this weekend for kids and adults and the only rule is you must come in a costume. And bring your own booze because our friends know how to have a good time and I would probably have to take out a loan to keep everyone supplied with fun juice. Jeff also informed me that a fog machine for the front porch is absolute not necessary, but I beg to differ. It’s about ambience, you know, really raising the spook factor. Plus, I already bought it and it’s in the backseat of my truck.

And since I’m apparently a masochist, I am the classroom party planner for Zoe’s class and our first party is Friday. You know, the day before our own party at home. Not only did I have to decided what we are eating and delegate who brings what to Zoe’s party, I have to come up with a craft and a few games. I feel like I am in the middle of a party tornado and they are starting to blend together in my brain. I have party stress overload and I really hope I don’t show up at Zoe’s party with a tray of jello shots and yell, “OK kids, gather around, now it’s time for beer pong!”

To add to my party stress ZDub freak out, I haven’t been sleeping well. When we unpacked the Halloween decorations and whatnot a few weeks ago, the kids ran across a stuffed animal that I should have thrown out years ago. By throw out, I mean SET ON FIRE. Zoe’s dad bought it for her when she was one, as in nine years ago and it was manufactured by Satan himself. The damn thing goes off in the middle of the night by itself and last night?

Troy slept with it.

I think I had 3 separate heart attacks. Go ahead and watch this. Please note it MOVES. Also, we named it Murder Pumpkin Happy Face Witch Doll.

I know you are thinking, “ZDub, just take the batteries out”. I tried. It’s batteries are in a compartment that doesn’t open. At all. For nine years, it has had the same set of batteries. I think it actually runs on terror and tears.

murder pumpkin happy face witch doll.

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