Anne Geddes Probably Does Not Yell About Diarrhea.

posted by on 08/26/2010 | 608 comments (leave one of your own)

Right now in Colorado, there are wild flowers everywhere, specifically black-eyed susans. At least that’s what google told me and I believe every thing that google tells me because google does not lie. Since I’m arty and crap, I told Zoe to get in the car because we were going to go make photographs.

And by make photographs, I mean climb through a barbed wire fence to a field that has eleventy billion acres and might belong to my neighbor and is FILLED with gorgeous yellow flowers and frolic thoughtfully just before sunset while I click click click away. This field is home to cows, it doesn’t even have a regular person house on it, just a ratty old barn. However, when I told Zoe to climb through the fence, she proceeded to lecture me on trespassing and told me we will probably get arrested or we could even get a ticket and I was all, “The sun is SETTING, it won’t go on your record”.
She refused, so we got back into the truck and found some yellow flowers on the legal side of the fence.
I'm totally allergic.
By the time I convinced her there were no snakes/mice/bears in the grass, the sun was almost gone and so was my patience. Please know she was wearing jeans and boots under the dress because I wasn’t 100% certain there weren’t snakes/mice/bears in the grass. Also, if you happened to drive near my house yesterday and saw us on the side of the road, I was yelling, “Don’t look like you have diarrhea!” because I have pretty advanced photographer skills and she wouldn’t smile. Anne Geddes is onto something by just stuffing newborn babies in flower pots because they don’t talk back.
This will not be the last you hear about the yellow flowers. I’m just getting started. Apologies in advance.
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