It’s Like Animal Planet But With Less Knowledge

posted by on 01/08/2010 | 6,500 comments (leave one of your own)

We get all kinds of wildlife that stroll through our yard. I’ve seen foxes, a raccoon (eating our trash), bears and mostly deer.

Here’s one giving me the side eye.


For the last few months, I’ve noticed a THING hop past my kitchen window. I say THING because I have no idea what it is. It kinda looks like a cat, hops like a rabbit, but has a tail like a squirrel.

It walks hops by every afternoon around noon, so I kept an eye out for it and my camera close by.


Please note the ears, what are up with its ears? I also set some food out for it next to the house. I figured I could tell what it was by its dietary choices. I put out lunch meat (cat), carrots (rabbit) and peanuts in the shell (squirrel). When I checked the next day, all the food was gone. When I told J about my experiment, he just stared at me for a long time and said something about me possibly getting a day job. My husband obviously has no love for wildlife and does not share in my quest for getting to the bottom of things.

I would also like to add I have never seen the cat.rabbit.squirrel sit up on his hind legs, you know like a squirrel does when it is gathering nuts or pondering how to eat your eyeballs. It does not walk, it only hops, and its tail only sticks straight out. I have never seen it climb a tree and when I open my backdoor to go outside and see if it will be friends with me, it hops away very, very fast, which is totally rude.

I have also named him Napoleon.

Let me know if you have any ideas what is up with Napoleon. Zoe looked at the photograph and said it was “a bad picture of a cat with weird ears” and when Troy sees it, he points and says “BO-BOLLY!” I have nothing to work with over here.

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