ok. SO. I held an infant this weekend. I'm not posting this on my blog because the mom is a reader. But I expected to feel like motherly and wanty. I didn't. I felt nothing. In fact, I really just wanted to not be holding it. Does this mean I'm the devil?
Okay…so I got to tell you this Every time I see Troy he brings me joy and I smile and Lois is all like, "You just want a baby Troy." And I'm all like, "Yeah…you're right. I want a baby Troy." And then I'm all like, "Eff that stuff, I got two crazy girls and that's enough."
Can I keep him? But only temporarily. And I don't do diapers. Actually, I secretly just want to make faces at little baby Troy and see if he will copy me.
Martinis or Diaper Genies?
ok. SO. I held an infant this weekend. I'm not posting this on my blog because the mom is a reader. But I expected to feel like motherly and wanty. I didn't. I felt nothing. In fact, I really just wanted to not be holding it.
Does this mean I'm the devil?
Monique-aka-Surferwife23
Oh NOOOOO! He is waaaaaaaaaaaay too cute. For a milisecond it makes me consider dustin' off the old ovaries.
Lin
What a cutie! I love face he's making in the third picture. It's priceless, lol.
Sarah
Those are the *cutest* pictures! Thought the first one was such a Troy face.
Momo Fali
Oh my goodness! I can barely stand the preciousness! Those are absolutely adorable.
Aunt Becky
I just ovulated. BITCH.
Jennifer Jayhawk
He is as cute then as he is now. Totally adorable.
mamacita
The "SURPRISE!" look always gets me. Related: xkcd on "Natural Parenting".
Elaine A.
Precious boy!!!!
Something Happened Somewhere Turning
Okay…so I got to tell you this Every time I see Troy he brings me joy and I smile and Lois is all like, "You just want a baby Troy." And I'm all like, "Yeah…you're right. I want a baby Troy."
And then I'm all like, "Eff that stuff, I got two crazy girls and that's enough."
sarah
Can I keep him? But only temporarily. And I don't do diapers. Actually, I secretly just want to make faces at little baby Troy and see if he will copy me.
sarah
Oh and I should note…
my uterus exploded when I looked at this adorableness.
Marjorie
Those are the most adorable pictures I've seen in a very long time. It's a good thing my uterus is currently occupado – otherwise I might cry.
Krista
Go procreate right now.
Diana Beck McCarty
That last expression. Oh.my.goodness…..
Krëg
Cute as hell. I'm always forever amused by the size of babies heads compared to their bodies. I wish my head was still all giant by comparison.
Martinis or Diaper Genies?
if you don't post more things I'm going to kill you.
livinginagirlsworld
Okay, I don't want another kid, but those pictures? OMG they are precious!
The Lil Bee
God, Devon makes so many of these faces, too…just got the chills!