I’ve Got Times
Life is pummeling me. I’m trying to get the store open this week (still don’t have a sign, it looks like a bomb went off on the shop floor because shizz is everywhere and I just got my computers to work last night), Troy is cutting all 4 of his molars (stab me) and last night, I spilled a glass of red wine in our office that has new carpet. That is white. I thankfully got it all out. It took me 2 hours and I pulled a muscle in my neck.
Check this out, it makes me laugh. (I couldn’t just leave you empty handed, that’s not very thoughtful.) Crashing parties sounds nice right about now, I could go for a keg stand or two. I hear they take the edge off.
Be back soon.
Krëg
Deep even breaths, vino, and valium.
White carpet is EVIL.
WV: antleadr
“Hey, meet Phil. He’s only a drone, but if you follow him, he’ll take you to the antleadr.”
Scandalous Housewife
Zak,
We’re just WAITING for you to come to Texas! We’ll keep practice partying til you get here.
BTW, pouring white wine immediately on red wine (then blotting) gets it out in a flash!
SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMEWHERE TURNING
That Bear is Awesome. I think I have put the girls in timeout less than a dozen times in their lives. Once was the other night. I think that Bear would have rocked.
Sorry about little Troy. I hope he starts feeling better.
WV: perse
Old Buck Tooth screamed at everyone in the house, “Wer’d I put my perse.”
iVegasFamily
Count to ten…….
Sounds like I’m not the only one with a full plate. Good luck.
I am Trish Marie
I might need that bear for myself. I need a self imposed time out. Like, right now.
And you up there. Your kids have been in time out less than a dozen times in their lives? Are they six months old? Do you beat them instead? My kids were in time out a dozen times before six am TODAY alone.
The Lil Bee
OMG that site is fantastic!! I love when people come up with hysterical ideas like this. It makes me think of NeNe’s “Don’t be tardy for the party” rendition (you watch RHOA, right? If not, I lost you…!)
Listen, have some more red wine–not on the carpet–and it will all work out. It always does. I so wish we could hang and do kegstands together!